a small miracle stopped short by a
drunk driver, or the innocent victim of a drive-by shooting...

2 cups finely chopped very young human flesh
1 cup shredded cabbage
1 cup bean sprouts
5 sprigs green onion, finely chopped
5 cloves minced garlic
4-6 ounces bamboo shoots
Sherry
chicken broth
oil for deep frying (1 gallon)
Salt
pepper
soy & teriyaki
minced ginger, etc.
1 tablespoon cornstarch dissolved in a little cold water
1 egg beaten

Make the stuffing:
   Marinate the flesh in a mixture of soy and teriyaki sauces
      then stir fry in hot oil for till brown - about 1 minute, remove.
   Stir-fry the vegetables.
   Put the meat back into the wok and adjust the seasoning.
   De-glaze with sherry, cooking off the alcohol.
   Add broth (optional) cook a few more minutes.
   Add the cornstarch, cook a few minutes till thick,
      then place the stuffing into a colander and cool;
   2 hours
Wrap the rolls: 
   Place 3 tablespoons of stuffing in the wrap, roll tightly -
      corner nearest you first, fold 2 sid